2008 Vintage: The Final 2008 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “Calculator” to the Christmas party? To count how many of us would be there in 2009. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Final 2008 Joke
2007 Archive: The Spider-Man 3 Emo Dance
Tobey Maguire with a fringe and a hip thrust. It’s the exact moment the superhero genre decided to take a very strange detour. Part of… Read More »2007 Archive: The Spider-Man 3 Emo Dance
2007 Vintage: The Simpsons Movie
“Spider-pig, Spider-pig!” “Stop singing that to the cat, he’s terrified.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Soulja Boy “Crank That” Dance
Why the “Youuuuuu”? For the first song to truly go viral via YouTube choreography, proving that a 17-year-old with a webcam could change the charts… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Soulja Boy “Crank That” Dance
2006 Vintage: The T-Wall Invasion
Why did Baghdad look like a maze in 2006? Because the military’s solution to sectarian violence was to build a 12-foot concrete wall around every… Read More »2006 Vintage: The T-Wall Invasion
2006 Archive: The Google Purchase of YouTube
Why did politicians care about $1.65 billion? Because they realized that the people who controlled the “Cat Videos” now had more money than the people… Read More »2006 Archive: The Google Purchase of YouTube
2006 Classic: The Tiger Woods Open Triumph
Why was Tiger Woods sobbing on the 18th green? Because he won his first Major since his father’s passing, proving he could beat any golfer… Read More »2006 Classic: The Tiger Woods Open Triumph
2005 Archive: The Internet Search Formalities
Insisting on typing full, polite paragraphs into a search bar, resulting in entries like: “Dear Google Company, could you please locate the phone number for… Read More »2005 Archive: The Internet Search Formalities
2005 Legacy: The Avenged Sevenfold “City of Evil”
Why no screaming? For the metalcore icons trading the growls for Guns N’ Roses-style dual guitars and radio hits. Part of the 40 Musician &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Avenged Sevenfold “City of Evil”
2005 Vintage: The iPhone Rumors
Why was the President still using a BlackBerry in ’05? Because he liked the clicking sound of the buttons—it reminded him of the sound of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The iPhone Rumors