2013 Classic: The Waiting Room
They finally added Wi-Fi to the lobby! Now I can search my symptoms and be fully convinced I’m dead before the nurse even calls my… Read More »2013 Classic: The Waiting Room
2013 Archive: The Marion Bartoli Wimbledon
Why was the winner a surprise? Because she won the trophy without dropping a set and then retired 40 days later, the ultimate “mic drop”… Read More »2013 Archive: The Marion Bartoli Wimbledon
2013 Archive: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m waiting for my post to hit 100 likes!” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google… Read More »2013 Archive: The Heart
2012 Legacy: The iPad 3 Pulpit Meltdown
Watching the tech-savvy head pastor attempt to read his entire Sunday homily off a brand-new Retina display tablet, only for the screen to become completely… Read More »2012 Legacy: The iPad 3 Pulpit Meltdown
2012 Vintage: The Robert Downey Jr. Skit
Why was he filming a documentary on stage? To show that even when he’s not Tony Stark, he’s still the most expensive person in the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Robert Downey Jr. Skit
2012 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2012 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding (Will & Kate)
Why were two billion people watching a car ride? Because in 2011, we all needed a fairy tale, and the sight of a fascinator hat… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding (Will & Kate)
2010 Archive: The Vuvuzela Buzz
I spent the whole summer watching the World Cup and it sounded like a billion angry bees were trapped inside my television. I still have… Read More »2010 Archive: The Vuvuzela Buzz
2009 Classic: The Launch of “Angry Birds”
Why were the birds so mad? Because a Finnish company realized that slingshotting grumpy poultry at green pigs was the only way to make sure… Read More »2009 Classic: The Launch of “Angry Birds”
2009 Legacy: The Launch of the Motorola Droid
Why did it say “DROID” so loudly? Because Verizon and Google teamed up to make a phone that was the “anti-iPhone,” complete with a sliding… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of the Motorola Droid