Why were two billion people watching a car ride? Because in 2011, we all needed a fairy tale, and the sight of a fascinator hat that looked like a pretzel was the peak of global conversation.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2011 “Cloudy with a Chance of Dragons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
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