Why did it say “DROID” so loudly? Because Verizon and Google teamed up to make a phone that was the “anti-iPhone,” complete with a sliding keyboard and a very aggressive marketing campaign.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
That still only counts as one laugh!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.