Why did politicians care about $1.65 billion? Because they realized that the people who controlled the “Cat Videos” now had more money than the people who controlled the “Foreign Policy.”
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.