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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

@Doom_Guy08/04/2009 09:09Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@MIRC_Operator02/09/2008 07:26/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz04/12/1997 15:21The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Optical_Mouse_9910/19/2008 08:11I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@StoneCold_31610/17/2008 01:02And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Magic_SchoolBus11/01/1995 19:29Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy10/04/2002 23:56You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Badger_Badger_M08/06/2009 15:08Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Friday_Rebecca03/29/2012 18:13Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!