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2009 Classic: The Launch of “Angry Birds”

 Why were the birds so mad? Because a Finnish company realized that slingshotting grumpy poultry at green pigs was the only way to make sure no one ever paid attention in a business meeting again.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro10/05/1997 11:26Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Sum41_Skater04/18/2008 08:13In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Orange_Mocha_F08/06/1999 14:01Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/18/1995 00:27You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Lag_Victim_0107/07/2000 05:00I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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