2013 Classic: The Waiting Room

They finally added Wi-Fi to the lobby! Now I can search my symptoms and be fully convinced I’m dead before the nurse even calls my name.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro01/20/2008 06:49Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax05/29/2014 18:37I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Fargo_Marge08/27/1996 15:04Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Best_Viewed_IE411/05/2002 13:12Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Retro_End_User10/15/2015 16:35The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.