2017 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike
Why the Reaper? Because you can stay in Nevada and “Deliver Freedom” without ever missing your favorite TV show. Part of the 34 Military Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike
2017 Legacy: The Logic Song
“1-800-273-8255.” I told her I’m feeling overwhelmed. She gave me the number for a maid service and told me to get a quote. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Logic Song
2017 Archive: The “Billion Dollar” Transfer Window
Why was the money so crazy? Because in 2017, spending $100 million on a player became “normal,” making every 1995 transfer look like a bargain… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Billion Dollar” Transfer Window
2016 Legacy: The Attempted Coup in Turkey
Why did Erdogan use FaceTime to save his country? Because in 2016, a smartphone app was more powerful than a battalion of tanks in a… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Attempted Coup in Turkey
2016 Legacy: The “Little Marco” and “Lyin’ Ted” Nicknames
Why were they so effective? Because Trump realized that a “Mean Nickname” sticks better than a 50-page white paper on tax reform. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Little Marco” and “Lyin’ Ted” Nicknames
2016 Vintage: The Harambe Legacy
A gorilla became the biggest meme on the planet, and now I can’t look at a zoo without thinking about internet justice. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Harambe Legacy
2015 Archive: The Craft Spirits
“This vodka was distilled from the tears of artisanal potatoes.” “That’ll be $18.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline… Read More »2015 Archive: The Craft Spirits
2015 Legacy: The Sicario Tension
I didn’t breathe for the last 40 minutes of this movie. My lungs are officially retired. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Sicario Tension
2014 Legacy: The Amazon Prime
She thinks Amazon Prime is a secret service designed to deliver her “emergency criticisms” within two hours. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Amazon Prime
2014 Vintage: The “Left Behind” Remake
Why Nic Cage? For proving that even the Rapture isn’t enough to stop him from taking a paycheck for a bad thriller. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Left Behind” Remake