Why the Reaper? Because you can stay in Nevada and “Deliver Freedom” without ever missing your favorite TV show.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Robot
Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!