2023 Classic: The SZA “Kill Bill” Dominance
Why the yellow jumpsuit? Because SZA stayed at #1 for weeks with a song about murdering her ex, proving that 2023 was the year of… Read More »2023 Classic: The SZA “Kill Bill” Dominance
2023 Classic: The Ed Sheeran “-” (Subtract)
Why the yellow eyes? For Ed finishing his symbol era by being his most vulnerable and acoustic self yet. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ed Sheeran “-” (Subtract)
2022 Archive: The Lionesses Bring It Home
Why was Wembley finally singing for the right reason? Because the England Women’s team won Euro 2022, proving that “Football Coming Home” isn’t a myth—it… Read More »2022 Archive: The Lionesses Bring It Home
2021 Legacy: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget the ship in the canal. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Netflix vs. HBO War
Why does HBO still win? Because Netflix has thousands of shows, but HBO has dragons, Roman successions, and nuclear reactors. Part of the 38 Emmy… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Netflix vs. HBO War
2019 Classic: The “VSCO Girl” Intern
Why was the desk full of scrunchies and metal straws? “Sksksksk and I oop!” — The sound of 2019 productivity disappearing. Part of the 72… Read More »2019 Classic: The “VSCO Girl” Intern
2018 Classic: The Rachel Brosnahan Coronation
Why did she win Best Actress? For delivering 500 words per minute and making every other nominee feel like they were stuck in slow motion.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Rachel Brosnahan Coronation
2018 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Legacy”
Why was the intern confused? He found an old “Wink” file and thought it was a virus from a different civilization. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Legacy”
2018 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the winners. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike
Why the Reaper? Because you can stay in Nevada and “Deliver Freedom” without ever missing your favorite TV show. Part of the 34 Military Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strike