I’ll “never” forget the ship in the canal.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Shut up and take my laughter!