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2005 Vintage: The iPhone Rumors

Why was the President still using a BlackBerry in ’05? Because he liked the clicking sound of the buttons—it reminded him of the sound of a “Mission Accomplished” banner being unfurled.

Part of the 32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Voodoo_3dfx11/12/2014 07:20The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/07/2000 06:37Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Old_School_Frank01/01/2011 22:17We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Bernie_Mittens04/25/2014 00:04I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Blink_Tag_User06/04/2014 05:22<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Browser_War_V09/05/1999 11:45Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Last_Commenter05/09/2015 18:52Saving the best laugh for last!

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