A guy is watching the 1996 Atlanta Olympics with his wife. He says, “I wish I could be like those athletes—performing at my peak for just 10 seconds and having the whole world cheer.” She looks at him and says, “Honey, you already do the first part. You just need to work on the audience.”
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