I didn’t breathe for the last 40 minutes of this movie. My lungs are officially retired.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Equality for all jokes!