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2008 Vintage: The Final 2008 Joke

Why did the manager bring a “Calculator” to the Christmas party? To count how many of us would be there in 2009.

Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great Recession & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Buffy_Fan9705/26/1995 23:57Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Titanic_Jack11/05/1995 22:00I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/18/2005 11:42One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/21/2005 21:49Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Chain_Mail_Hater06/04/2010 09:08I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Woman_Yelling_C09/24/2002 15:56The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Prodigy_User_X02/03/2013 12:08Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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