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2004 Classic: The White Stripes’ Red Thread

Why did they win Best Alternative Album? Because Jack White convinced us that you only need two people, three colors, and one massive riff to conquer the world.

Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/25/2013 16:14Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Napster_Leech04/04/2003 22:31Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/05/2006 05:20A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/23/1998 16:30Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Zip_Drive_Owner09/05/2014 08:43Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink03/03/1998 03:23I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist11/30/2004 12:30You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Animated_Mail_G09/26/2013 16:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.

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