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2013 Archive: The Marion Bartoli Wimbledon

Why was the winner a surprise? Because she won the trophy without dropping a set and then retired 40 days later, the ultimate “mic drop” in tennis history.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King08/15/2013 03:56Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/18/2010 12:03It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
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@Netscape_Now_B06/29/2013 16:21I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Trogdor_Burn05/09/1995 15:13Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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