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2007 Archive: The Spider-Man 3 Emo Dance

 Tobey Maguire with a fringe and a hip thrust. It’s the exact moment the superhero genre decided to take a very strange detour.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_306/06/1998 03:18Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Titanic_Survivor09/15/2008 10:28I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@BBS_Sysop07/17/2007 23:00Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor07/19/1999 00:39At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Voodoo_3dfx01/15/2007 05:17The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Firewire_Fan11/05/2005 00:48Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Agent_Smith_0101/19/2009 20:50It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@White_Goodman_G06/29/2004 17:17We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan12/21/1998 17:03Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@CounterStrike_Pro12/10/2001 17:04Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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