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2006 Classic: The Tiger Woods Open Triumph

Why was Tiger Woods sobbing on the 18th green? Because he won his first Major since his father’s passing, proving he could beat any golfer on Earth, but couldn’t outrun his own emotions.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Twister_Chaser04/13/2000 12:46A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Matrix_Rebel08/16/2007 07:23I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Firewire_Fan01/18/1995 07:37Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Jordan_Fan_2308/23/2015 21:45Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Leave_Britney_A09/16/2007 15:48Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/23/2000 18:39Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Mobile_Web_0102/16/2011 17:31Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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