Why no screaming? For the metalcore icons trading the growls for Guns N’ Roses-style dual guitars and radio hits.
Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2005 “Demon Days, Gold Diggers & The Emo Peak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Shut up and take my laughter!