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2004 Classic: The 50 First Dates Premise

 Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl who forgets him every day. It’s like my experience trying to teach my dad how to use a mouse.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue10/11/2004 23:40Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Bill_Nye_Fan11/09/2002 08:10Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/15/2013 17:21I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Animated_Mail_G10/18/2007 19:37The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Believe_It_Or_N01/29/2009 03:32I choose to believe it’s funny.

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