2001 Classic: The LCD Monitor Price
Why did the boss lock the new 15-inch flat screen? Because it cost more than the company’s entire coffee supply for a year. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The LCD Monitor Price
2000 Classic: The Ice Cube
An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing here that’s not ‘smart’.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV”… Read More »2000 Classic: The Ice Cube
1998 Legacy: The USB Debut
Why did no one use USB? Because no one had anything that could actually plug into it. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The USB Debut
1998 Legacy: The Beastie Boys “Hello Nasty” Comeback
Why the robot voices? Because “Intergalactic” proved that three middle-aged guys in flight suits could still make the coolest, weirdest hip-hop on the planet. Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Beastie Boys “Hello Nasty” Comeback
1998 Classic: The CD-ROM Speed
Why was 40x better than 32x? You could hear the disc almost shattering inside the drive much faster. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The CD-ROM Speed
1997 Classic: The Lunch
She packed me a “healthy” lunch. It was a rice cake and a dream. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Lunch
1997 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Independence Day? Because nothing says “musical excellence” like Will Smith punching an alien in the face. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
1996 Classic: The Olympic Effort
A guy is watching the 1996 Atlanta Olympics with his wife. He says, “I wish I could be like those athletes—performing at my peak for… Read More »1996 Classic: The Olympic Effort
1996 Classic: The Bridge to the 21st Century Slogan
Why was Clinton’s 1996 slogan so effective? Because he knew if he promised a bridge to the future, nobody would ask about the potholes in… Read More »1996 Classic: The Bridge to the 21st Century Slogan
1995 Archive: The Abbot
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbot. / Abbot who? / Abbot time you opened up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Abbot