2010 Classic: The CeeLo Green
“F*** You.” I played this song after our argument. My wife didn’t appreciate the “musical commentary.” Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram… Read More »2010 Classic: The CeeLo Green
2010 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these nuts locally sourced?” “They’re from a bag, Steve.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Archive: The Bar Snack
2010 Archive: The Kick-Ass Hero
One, but they’ll get beat up by the ladder first. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Kick-Ass Hero
2010 Vintage: Best Pop Collaboration
Why “Lucky”? Because Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat were the “sweetest” thing in 2010—almost too sweet for diabetics. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: Best Pop Collaboration
2010 Legacy: The Friday Night Lights Justice
Why were Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton the center of attention? For proving that “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts” finally reached the voters’ hearts. Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Friday Night Lights Justice
2009 Legacy: The Sock
I’m “toasty.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Bolt
I told her I’m a super-dog. She said, “You’re more like the hamster in the ball—running in circles and going nowhere.” Part of the 59… Read More »2008 Classic: The Bolt
2008 Vintage: The Twitter
Why did the blonde follow a bird into the woods? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to find followers. Part of the 56 Classic… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Twitter
2007 Legacy: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” with a hashtag now. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The “Whine Up” Kat DeLuna
2007 is very concerned with vertical movement in the club. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified