2007 Archive: The Bill
“Doctor, I feel like a million bucks.” “Great! That’s exactly what this treatment costs after inflation.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bill
2007 Vintage: The Enchanted Satire
Why Amy Adams? For proving that a Disney princess in the real New York is the funniest thing that can happen to a pigeon. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Enchanted Satire
2007 Archive: The American Gangster
My husband is acting like Denzel. I told him he’s not a kingpin; he’s a “bin-pin” (he’s in charge of the trash). Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The American Gangster
2007 Legacy: The Schizophrenia
“The voices in my head are arguing.” “About what?” “Whether or not the iPhone is overhyped.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Schizophrenia
2007 Classic: The 2007 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so electric? Because of the iPhone launch that changed how we listened to music, the neon colors of the Nu-Rave… Read More »2007 Classic: The 2007 Final Music Vibe
2007 Legacy: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” with a hashtag now. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The 8GB USB Drive
Why was it $50? Because 8,000 megabytes was “NASA-level” storage capacity. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 8GB USB Drive
2006 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Kiefer Sutherland? For a performance that consists of 50% whispering and 50% yelling “TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!” Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2006 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2006 Classic: The P!nk “I’m Not Dead”
Why the “Dear Mr. President”? For Pink proving she was the only pop star with the guts to call out the White House in a… Read More »2006 Classic: The P!nk “I’m Not Dead”
2006 Vintage: The Eragon Dragon
Why the disappointment? For proving that just because you have a best-selling book and a CGI dragon, doesn’t mean you’re the next Lord of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Eragon Dragon