2006 Classic: The P!nk “I’m Not Dead”
Why the “Dear Mr. President”? For Pink proving she was the only pop star with the guts to call out the White House in a… Read More »2006 Classic: The P!nk “I’m Not Dead”
2005 Archive: The Yellow Livestrong Band
Why did everyone have a yellow rubber band on their wrist? Because in 2005, it was the only way to signal you were “athletic,” even… Read More »2005 Archive: The Yellow Livestrong Band
2005 Archive: The Kaiser Chiefs “Employment”
Why “I Predict a Riot”? For the peak of the “Landfill Indie” era where every band had a catchy chorus and a Fred Perry shirt.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Kaiser Chiefs “Employment”
2005 Legacy: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the internet goes out. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with an ‘RKO’ out of nowhere. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
2004 Classic: The Ray (Movie) Fan
They don’t need the light to play the piano. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
Why did Britney’s 2004 wedding headlines move so fast? Because she was breaking records in everything that year, including the speed of entering and exiting… Read More »2004 Archive: Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
2003 Vintage: The “Underworld” Mention
Why Kate Beckinsale? For proving that blue filters and latex don’t necessarily make for a compelling plot. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Underworld” Mention
2003 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The senior choir silently enduring a sudden spring heatwave because their stiff, heavy synthetic robes trap 100% of body heat and ignore the ceiling fans.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2003 Classic: The Harry Potter / Quidditch World Cup Game
Why was it a thing? Because in 2003, video games were the only place you could play a sport with a flying broomstick. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Harry Potter / Quidditch World Cup Game