Why did Britney’s 2004 wedding headlines move so fast? Because she was breaking records in everything that year, including the speed of entering and exiting a marriage.
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A joke about nothing? Love it!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
The magic man... is laughing!