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2003 Vintage: The “Underworld” Mention

 Why Kate Beckinsale? For proving that blue filters and latex don’t necessarily make for a compelling plot.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser11/06/2012 22:43A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Encarta_Explorer08/09/2002 17:21I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@C++_Dev_9802/19/1995 08:48I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@BitTorrent_0102/12/1998 15:19Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Nirvana_Teen01/09/2011 22:26Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@G_I_Joe_Real09/30/2012 17:53And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Ermahgerd_Girl06/02/2012 09:55ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Salt_Bae_Original02/01/2010 16:43Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@LiveJournal_Deep05/05/2000 13:35Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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