Why did everyone have a yellow rubber band on their wrist? Because in 2005, it was the only way to signal you were “athletic,” even if your only cardio was running for a second helping of lemonade.
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Classic. Simply classic.