1999 Legacy: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing 10 times a night.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you want to keep living.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Sleep Study
1999 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was lost during… Read More »1999 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze
1998 Vintage: The “Fly” by Sugar Ray
Why did the 1998 BBQ feel so breezy? Because Mark McGrath’s frosted tips were the official weather vane of the summer. Part of the 33… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Fly” by Sugar Ray
1997 Archive: The DVD Dream
Why did the IT guy buy a DVD player? He wanted to show the boss that “Digital Versatile” also described his job description. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The DVD Dream
1997 Classic: The Mirror Check
A woman looks in the mirror and cries, “I’m losing my looks!” Her husband says, “Don’t worry, honey. I’m losing my memory, so it’ll be… Read More »1997 Classic: The Mirror Check
1996 Legacy: The Red Carpet Rain
Why did it almost rain on the stars? Because God wanted to see if the celebrity hairspray could actually hold up against a hurricane (it… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Red Carpet Rain
1996 Archive: The Camera
I’m a photographer. I’m just waiting to see how things develop. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Space Jam Strategy
Why did the manager hire Michael Jordan? He needed someone who could handle a “Space Jam” in the office printer. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Space Jam Strategy