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2016 Vintage: The No Man’s Sky Suit

 Why did the lawyer sue the game developers? For “intentional misrepresentation of a galaxy” and “breach of planetary promises.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba06/09/2004 16:21Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/18/2006 05:15Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Goosebumps_Kid07/03/2013 04:05Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Banner_Exchange09/26/1996 14:40Click my banner for more laughs!
@Digg_Submitter_0510/25/1995 23:26Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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