Why did the lawyer sue the game developers? For “intentional misrepresentation of a galaxy” and “breach of planetary promises.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Closing
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
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The Inheritance Tax
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