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1998 Vintage: The “Fly” by Sugar Ray

Why did the 1998 BBQ feel so breezy? Because Mark McGrath’s frosted tips were the official weather vane of the summer.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter04/02/1999 01:294-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Cyber_Traveler12/21/2001 02:26Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@CRT_Brightness05/23/2015 15:17I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/25/2004 08:38I am crying... with laughter!
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/27/2001 04:45Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/27/2014 09:12In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Old_School_Frank05/28/2009 15:48We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Gaia_Online_Gold02/18/2008 08:08Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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