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1999 Archive: The VCR Midnight Freeze

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was lost during the previous decade.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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