A woman looks in the mirror and cries, “I’m losing my looks!” Her husband says, “Don’t worry, honey. I’m losing my memory, so it’ll be our little secret.”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
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Transferring laughs at high speeds.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
RT if you think this is funny!