2017 Archive: The “Contractor” in Marib
Why the high salary? Because “Guarding a Pipeline” in 2017 required a lot of “Patience” and a very large life insurance policy. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Contractor” in Marib
2017 Classic: The “Ghost in the Shell” Logic
Why Scarlett Johansson? For a movie so “empty” it actually managed to erase its own plot from the viewer’s mind. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Ghost in the Shell” Logic
2017 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The light coming back on just reveals how much I’ve aged since the last one blew.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 –… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pessimist
2016 Vintage: The No Man’s Sky Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the game developers? For “intentional misrepresentation of a galaxy” and “breach of planetary promises.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The No Man’s Sky Suit
2016 Vintage: The Uncharted 4 Fan
One, but the ladder collapses as soon as they finish. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Uncharted 4 Fan
2016 Vintage: The Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar Win
Why did it take so long? Because even the Academy realized that after fighting a bear in The Revenant, giving him a statue was the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar Win
2016 Classic: The Light
I’m “brightening” up the Poké-world. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The “Bad Blood” Video
Why did everyone watch Taylor Swift? Because “Bad Blood” was the official theme song for the relationship between the White House and Benjamin Netanyahu. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Bad Blood” Video
2014 Classic: The Ebola Panic
Why did the receptionist start wearing surgical gloves to handle the mail? Because the news told her that 2014 was the year of “extreme caution.”… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ebola Panic
2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet”
Why did Paper magazine sell out? Because one photo with a champagne glass proved that the laws of physics and anatomy are merely suggestions for celebrities. Part… Read More »2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet”