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2017 Classic: The “Ghost in the Shell” Logic

 Why Scarlett Johansson? For a movie so “empty” it actually managed to erase its own plot from the viewer’s mind.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »

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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher01/16/2000 15:26As if! This is too funny.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/15/1996 20:14I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Memento_Guy05/04/1996 20:04Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/08/2013 02:59Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@YouTube_Beta_User07/27/2010 22:42I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Railgun_Sniper01/10/2008 22:38I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Smosh_Old_School05/20/2015 09:59Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Wall_Post_Hero12/20/1999 15:55Posting this to my own wall right now!

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