2016 Classic: The Light

I’m “brightening” up the Poké-world.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/26/2002 13:05I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Flash_Animator08/25/1996 10:43I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/25/1995 16:09Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@DotCom_Survivor11/25/2008 09:44I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/17/2008 00:15My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Wall_Post_Hero07/30/2012 16:41Posting this to my own wall right now!