2017 Archive: The “Contractor” in Marib

Why the high salary? Because “Guarding a Pipeline” in 2017 required a lot of “Patience” and a very large life insurance policy.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »

In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »

In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »

Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »

Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »

In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »

In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »

Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »

@Doom_Guy12/15/2001 16:09Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Zoolander_Blue08/30/2014 00:39Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/07/2009 00:44They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/18/1999 15:44I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Pi_Mathematics06/18/2002 00:02Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Yugioh_Duelist02/05/2010 04:08You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Hide_The_Pain_H05/16/2014 14:52I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.