Why did it take so long? Because even the Academy realized that after fighting a bear in The Revenant, giving him a statue was the only way to keep him from actually trying to colonize Mars.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition
In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition
In 2024, the political world felt like it was written by a screen...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, politics moved from the front pages to the "Breaking New...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory
Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after install...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Universal Basic Income Trials
Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
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2023 Classic: The "Oppenheimer" Void
Why was Christopher Nolan's film so political? Because it showed ...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition
In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Alexei Navalny
Why was the world so somber in February? To remind us that the "P...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
In 2018, the world was a mix of intense rescue missions, royal we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Super green! Hilarious!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!