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2019 Legacy: The Last Word

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s “FaceApp” showed it looking 80 years old, and he wanted to discuss the estate plan.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve12/28/2012 16:35Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Cast_Away_Wilson10/01/2015 04:36WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@X-Gen_Mark06/10/2000 15:45This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Java_Applet_User08/11/1997 10:15This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Binary_Boy01/03/2003 13:0201001000 01000001 (HA!).

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