2014 Classic: The World Cup in Brazil
Why was the German tourist so happy? Because his team won 7-1, and he spent the rest of his vacation apologizing to every Brazilian he… Read More »2014 Classic: The World Cup in Brazil
2013 Archive: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on my brand. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The “Applause” Gaga
She’s living for the applause. I’m living for the moment my boss stops asking for “one more thing.” Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Applause” Gaga
2013 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the beginning of time. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The “Red Dawn” Remake
Why was it hit? For a movie that sat on a shelf for three years, and probably should have stayed there. Part of the 35… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Red Dawn” Remake
2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen Meltdown
Why did the lawyer represent Charlie Sheen? He argued that “Winning!” is a valid legal defense for almost anything. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen Meltdown
2011 Archive: The Drive
I bought a satin jacket with a scorpion on the back. My wife asked if I’m going to drive a getaway car. I told her… Read More »2011 Archive: The Drive
2010 Legacy: The “Bed Intruder” Song
Why was everyone telling the kids to “hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife”? Because Antoine Dodson became the king of the internet, and we were… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Bed Intruder” Song
2010 Vintage: The GPS Voice Confrontation
Arguing with the dashboard navigation screen because the digital female voice tells Grandpa to make a U-turn on a highway he has been driving since… Read More »2010 Vintage: The GPS Voice Confrontation