2021 Classic: The Succession
My husband thinks he’s Logan Roy. I told him he’s more like Cousin Greg—awkward and just happy to be here. Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2021 Classic: The Succession
2020 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Using a folded paper game alone in your bedroom to see if you would ever be allowed to go back to the playground or see… Read More »2020 Classic: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2020 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Bombshell win? Because turning Charlize Theron into Megyn Kelly is a feat of engineering that required more plastic than a toy factory. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
2020 Vintage: The “Parasite” Takeover
Why did Bong Joon-ho win so much? Because the Academy realized that “subtitles” aren’t a scary monster, and that a movie about a basement is… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Parasite” Takeover
2020 Archive: The Ghost of Tsushima
Why was the wind blowing? Because Sucker Punch gave us a beautiful samurai epic that allowed us to travel through Japan while we were actually… Read More »2020 Archive: The Ghost of Tsushima
2019 Classic: The Ford v Ferrari
A guy drinks a shot and makes car noises. “I’m going 200 mph!” “You’re sitting on a stool, Carol.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: The Ford v Ferrari
2019 Archive: The GPS Navigation Stand-Off
Shouting back at the dashboard map display because a pre-recorded computer voice insists on an alternate route to avoid a minor traffic slowdown that Grandpa… Read More »2019 Archive: The GPS Navigation Stand-Off
2018 Archive: Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next”
Why was the break-up talk so empowering? Because the song was the anthem of the year, and we were all saying “Thank u, next” to… Read More »2018 Archive: Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next”
2018 Vintage: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Little Frog
2018 Archive: The “God’s Plan” Philanthropy
Drake is giving away money in a grocery store. I’m just waiting for him to show up at my local Aldi and pay for my… Read More »2018 Archive: The “God’s Plan” Philanthropy