2018 Archive: Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next”
Why was the break-up talk so empowering? Because the song was the anthem of the year, and we were all saying “Thank u, next” to… Read More »2018 Archive: Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next”
2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise) Fear
A dancing clown in a sewer just made me terrified of red balloons and yellow raincoats. 2017 is a bad year for plumbing. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise) Fear
2016 Vintage: The “Joint” Intelligence in Libya
Why were we bombing Sirte? Because in 2016, we realized that if you don’t finish the job in Act 1 (2011), the sequel is much… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Joint” Intelligence in Libya
2016 Vintage: The Lady Gaga “Joanne”
Why the pink hat? For Gaga ditching the meat dress for a guitar and a country-pop vibe that confused the “Little Monsters” just enough. Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lady Gaga “Joanne”
2016 Archive: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The Monitor
2016 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix password? Because he proved he was the only one who didn’t share it with “unauthorized third parties.” Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
2016 Archive: The Downton Abbey Final Bow
Why the technical wins? For a show that ended exactly as it began: with very polite people being very wealthy. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2016 Archive: The Downton Abbey Final Bow
2016 Classic: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some snacks! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Robin
2015 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Fantastic Four? For being the third time Hollywood tried to make this work and the third time they failed. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »2015 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2014 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Back” Problems
Why was the golf course so quiet? Because Tiger’s back gave out again, and for the first time, we started to realize that “Invincible Tiger”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Back” Problems