2010 Vintage: The GPS Voice Confrontation
Arguing with the dashboard navigation screen because the digital female voice tells Grandpa to make a U-turn on a highway he has been driving since… Read More »2010 Vintage: The GPS Voice Confrontation
2009 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2009 Legacy: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
Handwriting a tracklist on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as a birthday gift for your best friend, even though everyone else had… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
2009 Legacy: The Inglorious Basterds
I told her I’m in the “business of killing nazis.” She told me I’m in the “business of killing the lawn.” Part of the 63… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Inglorious Basterds
2008 Vintage: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving yet! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Noah
2008 Classic: The Paper Origami Destiny Game
Still using a folded paper fortune teller during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in… Read More »2008 Classic: The Paper Origami Destiny Game
2008 Archive: The Glenn Close Reign
Why did she win for Damages? Because Patty Hewes is the only lawyer on Earth who makes Tony Soprano look like a choir boy. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Glenn Close Reign
2006 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Wallace & Gromit win? Because the Academy decided that claymation and a dog who doesn’t talk is more sophisticated than a bunch of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
2005 Archive: The 480p Video
Why was it called “High Quality”? Because in 2005, not seeing the individual pixels was a miracle. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The 480p Video
2005 Archive: The War of the Worlds Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just hide in the basement from the giant tripods. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The… Read More »2005 Archive: The War of the Worlds Fan