Why did we sign it? To tell the Russians they are our “Partners,” while we spend the rest of the afternoon showing Poland and Hungary where the “Join NATO” button is.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
No way! That’s too much!