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1997 Vintage: The NATO-Russia Founding Act

Why did we sign it? To tell the Russians they are our “Partners,” while we spend the rest of the afternoon showing Poland and Hungary where the “Join NATO” button is.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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