2004 Vintage: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my schedule. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Old School Movie
Why were college students so loud on the flight? Because they just saw the movie and were convinced that “Going Streaking” through the airport was… Read More »2003 Classic: The Old School Movie
2003 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Two and a Half Men is about our house, and I’m the “half.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Sitcom
2003 Vintage: The Tablet PC Hype
Why was the boss still trying to use a pen? Because he bought a “Convertible” laptop and wanted to show he could write “Urgent” in… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Tablet PC Hype
2002 Legacy: Blue Crush
Why was everyone surfing? Because in 2002, we all believed we could move to Hawaii and live in a shack as long as we had… Read More »2002 Legacy: Blue Crush
2002 Legacy: The Swiss Join the UN
Why did Switzerland finally join the UN in 2002? Because after 57 years of watching from the sidelines, they realized that being neutral is great,… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Swiss Join the UN
2002 Archive: The Digital Photo Print
Why did the worker go to the drugstore? To “Develop” the photos from his digital camera on actual paper. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Digital Photo Print
2001 Archive: The Rain
I’m a weather-man. I’m just “mist-ified.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Electronic Dictionary Flex
The rich kid who brought a handheld electronic translator to Spanish class and felt like a secret agent until the teacher took the batteries out.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Electronic Dictionary Flex
2000 Archive: The Dust
I’m a shelf. I’m just “collecting.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified