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2012 Classic: The “Red Dawn” Remake

 Why was it hit? For a movie that sat on a shelf for three years, and probably should have stayed there.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2023 Classic: Sylvester Stallone’s Record
 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? To cement his legacy as t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »

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2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
 Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/01/2011 19:24Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Toy_Story_Woody11/27/2004 22:55There is a joke in my boot!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/15/1996 19:56Super green! Hilarious!
@Blink_182_Mark11/18/2010 08:56What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Excite_User_9707/16/2011 18:26This site is very exciting!
@Bebo_Lover_0512/04/1997 04:15Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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