I’m a weather-man. I’m just “mist-ified.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
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One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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