Squinting under a streetlamp just to see if Mario cleared the level because “backlit screens” are still a dream of the future.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
A classic from the Spanish web too!