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1995 Archive: The Game Boy Light

 Squinting under a streetlamp just to see if Mario cleared the level because “backlit screens” are still a dream of the future.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Talladega_N_R05/20/2009 21:28If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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@Tuenti_Specialist06/11/2012 01:38A classic from the Spanish web too!

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