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2000 Archive: The Dust

 I’m a shelf. I’m just “collecting.”

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict05/16/1999 22:32LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Eminem_Fan_0010/20/2012 23:41Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Bam_Margera_Fan01/20/2012 12:36Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Uncle_Rico_9804/05/2003 16:23I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Brick_Tamland_L09/05/2009 09:08I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Mocking_Sponge03/22/2000 06:36mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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